Special OOC Offer for Players Everywhere
Game Gold Cross Life Insurance Policies for Eligible Characters
Have a character that you’ve grown attached to? Are you facing mortal danger on the cusp of the Demon Web Pit? Preparing to go Against the Giants? Where the Caves of Chaos a little too chaotic for your favorite character little adventurer tike?
Then I have some great news for you, for a minimal real world currency exchange and cursory rules health review your character can find newfound life and safety by taking advantage of the Gold Cross Standard. By paying a standard retainer of $10 you set up the bronze repository account where one copy of your current character sheet can be stored within our premium American vault and stored there with a basic $1.50 monthly maintenance fee. Then in the event of an untimely accident (or act of gawd) you can pay a simple $3 activation fee to have that character brought out in base gear*.
If you want something a bit more “up-to-date” you can opt for the Gold Standard of our plans. The base retainer is $12 for this level, but the base character sheet is stored in the Undercroft Vault and protected by the cunning Dire SHDF, and it should be noted the maintenance fee is still only $1.50 per month. Additionally for a processing fee of $1.50 the character sheet can be updated to a newer version, and an emergency $5 evacuation of vital statistics allows for full resuscitation at current ability and skill and equipped with base gear*. For an additional dimensional transfer fee of $5 all gear can also be updated with the character’s revival.
So act now while storage space is still available. You have peace of mind, does your character deserve any less?
*Base Gear: Clothing, boots, 1 set of armor, and 1 weapon, backpack, 1 small sack, 1 belt pouch, 2 waterskins, 4 torches, tinderbox, and 5 days rations
Have a character that you’ve grown attached to? Are you facing mortal danger on the cusp of the Demon Web Pit? Preparing to go Against the Giants? Where the Caves of Chaos a little too chaotic for your favorite character little adventurer tike?
Then I have some great news for you, for a minimal real world currency exchange and cursory rules health review your character can find newfound life and safety by taking advantage of the Gold Cross Standard. By paying a standard retainer of $10 you set up the bronze repository account where one copy of your current character sheet can be stored within our premium American vault and stored there with a basic $1.50 monthly maintenance fee. Then in the event of an untimely accident (or act of gawd) you can pay a simple $3 activation fee to have that character brought out in base gear*.
If you want something a bit more “up-to-date” you can opt for the Gold Standard of our plans. The base retainer is $12 for this level, but the base character sheet is stored in the Undercroft Vault and protected by the cunning Dire SHDF, and it should be noted the maintenance fee is still only $1.50 per month. Additionally for a processing fee of $1.50 the character sheet can be updated to a newer version, and an emergency $5 evacuation of vital statistics allows for full resuscitation at current ability and skill and equipped with base gear*. For an additional dimensional transfer fee of $5 all gear can also be updated with the character’s revival.
So act now while storage space is still available. You have peace of mind, does your character deserve any less?
*Base Gear: Clothing, boots, 1 set of armor, and 1 weapon, backpack, 1 small sack, 1 belt pouch, 2 waterskins, 4 torches, tinderbox, and 5 days rations
posted by Phil M. at 4:40 PM
3 Comments:
what are you serious? You want money from us poor old people. Well if I must give you money then I will sell my daughter so I can pay you.........hmmmmmm.....how much do you think she will go for? Or better yet.....I can sell my unborn child to pay for these cost. Yeah, that's it.
Yard Sale:
Sunday from 3-5pm. Sellinf some used good child or a small fetus to the highest bidder. come one come all.
I'm in the market for a kidney.
How much this baby weigh?
;p
On the baby sale. Are there any seasonings or spices included? Because I have this one recipe... well we'll talk about that meal later.
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